Walt's
2003 Christmas List
Ok... I am apparently
hard to shop for. So, in the interests of being a lower
maintenance gentleman this year I've been so kind as to produce
this list. I think you will find it to be very accommodating to
anyone who is thinking so kindly of me this winter.
The following list is
not a ranking and in no way does an items inclusion in said list
represent an endorsement or recommendation of any kind. Items
listed here are only here for amusement. Please, no wagering.
Socks
(remember - always start small and work your
way up.) |
Underwear
(boxer briefs please - tighty whities are not as cute
as you might think) |
Jazz CD's
(to make up for the 2 or 3 songs I've downloaded
over the years |
Peace on Earth
(some things really don't need a website.) |
Goodwill towards everyone
(it used to be goodwill towards men, but honestly -
the ladies could use a little goodwill as well.) |
Remote Control Car
(I'm not really picky about this - any kind will do.
While you're at it -- could you pick up 2 more for my
brothers?) |
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Car
Racing Lessons.
(hey, if the flying lessons worry you -- this really
ought to get you thinking.) |
|
A
Girl who will go to a Canucks game with me
(self explanatory.) |
But most of all... what I really want for Christmas
are some of this
and some of this. |
I think if you'll
figure out anything about me from this list it's that I pretty
much have anything I really need. The best Christmas present I can
think of is time with you. We don't spend enough time together --
I mean that both on a personal and community level. We need to
enjoy one and other's company more than we do. So... let's do
something fun soon and blame it on Christmas.
HoHoHo. w. |
